Dance for You Supper...err, I mean Lucky Chair!

There is so much wrong here that I don't know where to start....

The shading isn't her fault, at least that is one for her. Each time she would dance, she'd move into the light of someones Face Light 10,000 then dance out of it's range for a bit. Gotta love those face lights. Either I'm getting more sensitive to them, or they are getting brighter. I don't even wear my soft one 90% the time.

But face light aside... first off lets make it perfectly clear. This woman had her sliders on stick figure. She was taller then the average av, you can see the blurry man in back, he wasn't that far away, and she was almost stick thin. Of course I've posted worst 'stick' figures, but she was definitely on the anorexic side.

All that aside, I was going to give her the fact that she was dancing at a lucky chair, and after watching her for 5 minutes knew she wasn't going to stop any time soon, though I didn't see any dance halls around or party. Maybe her AO got stuck on when she TPed and she just didn't know it. I did it the other night, forgot to unsit and ended up looking like I was crucified for some time to my friends where as to me I looked normal. And I was almost about ready to let it go that she was in her underwear! Yet again another person who has to show up in nothing or their underwear to check out a lucky chair.

Till she started some of these moves. I wanted to instantly point out the bathroom because she looked like she was about ready to pee down her leg.

I think this "what were they thinking" post is a combination of the sum total. I hope she finally found that restroom.

Bush Anyone? or Please Put On Underwear!

I really don't understand this look. Especially in public. I have seen.. similar things. Where they are wearing fish net items, but never in a public place and never with a skin that just doesn't look good in fish net. I think that if you are going to wear this, you need to at least make the bottom half look... trimmed. Or less obvious. No one really wants to stumble on this look and have to take a double take. Because they do, since it's almost as if you can see little prim pubes coming out of that mess below. Oh I know! I know! People DO have private areas that look like that. However, if someone in real life is going to wear that, they make sure that area is well taken care of, knowing that it is going to obviously be seen. This look just seems so... WRONG for a public place. At least with that... umm... bush sprouting from below. My suggestion ... Don't take this look out in public. It's obviously meant for the bedroom.

Mardi Gras Bunny! .... "Thumbs Up!"

I ran into this little cutie while I was getting photos of a shop for the Spring Is In The Air Easter egg hunt. She was all dressed up for a Mardi Gras party.

Upon talking to her, I discovered she'd made the little costume herself and gave me a copy.

Way to go, Comka! Cute addition for a tiny!

How to get those perfect stick legs!

You know how I love hunts! You see the most interesting people. Both good and bad. In fact, there are some bunnies I saw that I plan on showing you in the next post or two, that were really cute! And I'd planned on showing them first, that is until I ran across this young lady!

I'd been trying to finish the St. Patty's GL Hunt, when out of the corner of my eye I saw something jumping and flapping about. I had the viewer on wireframe, to try to make it easier to find some of the boxes that had been hidden inside and under the vendor's carts (a big no no according to the rules, but done none the less) and so at first I thought I was seeing something.

So I turned wireframe off and cammed over there. And suddenly I was cranking up the quality of my viewer so that I could get the best capture of this new exercise. As you can see, it was pretty physical, going back and forth like she was.

To try to help show the action, I kept the "burning bush" in the upper left hand corner as I cropped each photo. But even doing that it just doesn't seem to do it justice.

Photos #1-5 show just how much she was going back and forth, her head rolling around as well as her arms and legs flapping in the wind.

Then came photos #6-9... It would seem that she wasn't alone. Maybe she had a coach? Someone who was timing her, or counting the number of... of... crab squats she was doing. What ever the case, this other lady showed up and said something in Japanese and suddenly the crab lady yelled "STOP" and stood up.

(Click on photo for full sized image)

And what is the result of all these squats and lunges? A nice curvy body with smooth lines where they should be and a tight bottom from the lungs? Oh no! Nothing like that! No, for all this humiliation, I mean, after all, she was doing it in a CROWDED hunting ground with a ton of people watching her sweat her little butt off, and I do mean literally, as I didn't see a butt to speak of... For all this hard work and embarrassment she gets..... **drum roll**

These beautiful bird legs!

I was afraid that if she started lunging and flapping her arms again, something might just snap off or she's take flight from being so thin! Poor thing! One stiff breeze and that might be the end of her. She might just blow away in the wind! So I won't ask what's up with the black feathers stuck to her stockings. At least I think they were feathers... I couldn't find any feathers anywhere else in or on her outfit to tie in with why they would be stuck on her stockings. Maybe it had something to do with her legs.... All I know is that I'm going to stay very clear of that exercise if that's the result I'll get.