Dancing Queen... Shut Your Mouth!

What drew my attention to this one was the way she was dancing. Her AO had her moving and posing unlike many I've seen before or since. She'd stick her pelvis out, as if doing a grind. But it wasn't a dance, not like the ones that I've seen where they are dancing around. Nope, it was a pose. Vajaja pushed up for the world to see. Then grinding back to knock knees together. Even one of the poses had her crossing her legs like she had to pee!

Then I got a closer look. I'd seen her mouth open but... She had a bunny in her mouth! As normal, I pixelated her eyes to keep her privacy, but on one I did make it a little less so you could see that while taking the photos, she winked! In the midst of grinding her bottom, she pushing her hip to the side, she winked! All the time with a bunny in her mouth!

Okay... now some may wonder why I am putting her here. After all, her outfit was cute, and the bunny is cute. Her skin is nice. Though you can't see it, her fake lashes don't match up, but that's not a reason to put her here. It's the whole thing. It's the "I have a cross on my neck, dressed like a vampire, grinding my hips from side to side, inviting you to take a closer look at my vajaja, and all the while.. I have a bunny in my mouth. Aren't I cute?" It just doesn't all match. I could see one of the cuties with a bunny in her mouth. But this outfit? This AO? A BUNNY! I expected something like ... a bat! Would make more sense then a BUNNY!

I guess koodoes go for having the guts to chomp down though. Ooooo now that would have been really good! If suddenly she'd have closed her mouth and blood would have spurted out! Now THAT would have gone with that outfit and AO!

Dance for You Supper...err, I mean Lucky Chair!

There is so much wrong here that I don't know where to start....

The shading isn't her fault, at least that is one for her. Each time she would dance, she'd move into the light of someones Face Light 10,000 then dance out of it's range for a bit. Gotta love those face lights. Either I'm getting more sensitive to them, or they are getting brighter. I don't even wear my soft one 90% the time.

But face light aside... first off lets make it perfectly clear. This woman had her sliders on stick figure. She was taller then the average av, you can see the blurry man in back, he wasn't that far away, and she was almost stick thin. Of course I've posted worst 'stick' figures, but she was definitely on the anorexic side.

All that aside, I was going to give her the fact that she was dancing at a lucky chair, and after watching her for 5 minutes knew she wasn't going to stop any time soon, though I didn't see any dance halls around or party. Maybe her AO got stuck on when she TPed and she just didn't know it. I did it the other night, forgot to unsit and ended up looking like I was crucified for some time to my friends where as to me I looked normal. And I was almost about ready to let it go that she was in her underwear! Yet again another person who has to show up in nothing or their underwear to check out a lucky chair.

Till she started some of these moves. I wanted to instantly point out the bathroom because she looked like she was about ready to pee down her leg.

I think this "what were they thinking" post is a combination of the sum total. I hope she finally found that restroom.

How to get those perfect stick legs!

You know how I love hunts! You see the most interesting people. Both good and bad. In fact, there are some bunnies I saw that I plan on showing you in the next post or two, that were really cute! And I'd planned on showing them first, that is until I ran across this young lady!

I'd been trying to finish the St. Patty's GL Hunt, when out of the corner of my eye I saw something jumping and flapping about. I had the viewer on wireframe, to try to make it easier to find some of the boxes that had been hidden inside and under the vendor's carts (a big no no according to the rules, but done none the less) and so at first I thought I was seeing something.

So I turned wireframe off and cammed over there. And suddenly I was cranking up the quality of my viewer so that I could get the best capture of this new exercise. As you can see, it was pretty physical, going back and forth like she was.

To try to help show the action, I kept the "burning bush" in the upper left hand corner as I cropped each photo. But even doing that it just doesn't seem to do it justice.

Photos #1-5 show just how much she was going back and forth, her head rolling around as well as her arms and legs flapping in the wind.

Then came photos #6-9... It would seem that she wasn't alone. Maybe she had a coach? Someone who was timing her, or counting the number of... of... crab squats she was doing. What ever the case, this other lady showed up and said something in Japanese and suddenly the crab lady yelled "STOP" and stood up.

(Click on photo for full sized image)

And what is the result of all these squats and lunges? A nice curvy body with smooth lines where they should be and a tight bottom from the lungs? Oh no! Nothing like that! No, for all this humiliation, I mean, after all, she was doing it in a CROWDED hunting ground with a ton of people watching her sweat her little butt off, and I do mean literally, as I didn't see a butt to speak of... For all this hard work and embarrassment she gets..... **drum roll**

These beautiful bird legs!

I was afraid that if she started lunging and flapping her arms again, something might just snap off or she's take flight from being so thin! Poor thing! One stiff breeze and that might be the end of her. She might just blow away in the wind! So I won't ask what's up with the black feathers stuck to her stockings. At least I think they were feathers... I couldn't find any feathers anywhere else in or on her outfit to tie in with why they would be stuck on her stockings. Maybe it had something to do with her legs.... All I know is that I'm going to stay very clear of that exercise if that's the result I'll get.