We Are Back!!!

That's right!  After a few years of silence, I now can get back in Second Life and share some of the funny things that I see there all the time.  If you have anything to share, feel free to IM me in SL.  I still can't get in there as often as I would like, since before it was because my computer broke and now I'm dealing with a bad monitor.  But I wanted those of you following this blog to know that soon there will be more funny updates!  Funny, cute, and all that!  And just for fun, I'll share this cute little snowman.  It's one I made, not something someone else made or wore, but I can't resist the giggle it gives people.  It's my version of a snowman's suicide attempt! ;)

Dancing Queen... Shut Your Mouth!

What drew my attention to this one was the way she was dancing. Her AO had her moving and posing unlike many I've seen before or since. She'd stick her pelvis out, as if doing a grind. But it wasn't a dance, not like the ones that I've seen where they are dancing around. Nope, it was a pose. Vajaja pushed up for the world to see. Then grinding back to knock knees together. Even one of the poses had her crossing her legs like she had to pee!

Then I got a closer look. I'd seen her mouth open but... She had a bunny in her mouth! As normal, I pixelated her eyes to keep her privacy, but on one I did make it a little less so you could see that while taking the photos, she winked! In the midst of grinding her bottom, she pushing her hip to the side, she winked! All the time with a bunny in her mouth!

Okay... now some may wonder why I am putting her here. After all, her outfit was cute, and the bunny is cute. Her skin is nice. Though you can't see it, her fake lashes don't match up, but that's not a reason to put her here. It's the whole thing. It's the "I have a cross on my neck, dressed like a vampire, grinding my hips from side to side, inviting you to take a closer look at my vajaja, and all the while.. I have a bunny in my mouth. Aren't I cute?" It just doesn't all match. I could see one of the cuties with a bunny in her mouth. But this outfit? This AO? A BUNNY! I expected something like ... a bat! Would make more sense then a BUNNY!

I guess koodoes go for having the guts to chomp down though. Ooooo now that would have been really good! If suddenly she'd have closed her mouth and blood would have spurted out! Now THAT would have gone with that outfit and AO!

Scooter Bunny ... "Thumbs Up!"

Okay, so I haven't done a Thumbs Up in awhile, so thought I'd show you this cuttie. It was on a hunt and stopped by my old shop. I have seen bunnies, posted one, but hadn't seen a pirate bunny yet. And on a scooter!

She was so cute pushing her scooter around looking for things. Thumps Up, Bunny!

Did she buy jeans or rips?

Did she buy jeans or rips?, originally uploaded by Tiea Aeon.

Okay, I don't get it. I mean, I have honestly seen jeans with rips, but this is more rips with jeans! If this were NOT Second Life, there is no way this material could be on her body! Well what tiny material it is.

I know, I know, Second Life is for this type of thing. Doing the things you can't in real life. But let's be honest... This isn't that sort of thing. This is something I'd see at one of the stripper places in Second Life.

Guess where I saw it? PLANT SHOPPING!

Dance for You Supper...err, I mean Lucky Chair!

There is so much wrong here that I don't know where to start....

The shading isn't her fault, at least that is one for her. Each time she would dance, she'd move into the light of someones Face Light 10,000 then dance out of it's range for a bit. Gotta love those face lights. Either I'm getting more sensitive to them, or they are getting brighter. I don't even wear my soft one 90% the time.

But face light aside... first off lets make it perfectly clear. This woman had her sliders on stick figure. She was taller then the average av, you can see the blurry man in back, he wasn't that far away, and she was almost stick thin. Of course I've posted worst 'stick' figures, but she was definitely on the anorexic side.

All that aside, I was going to give her the fact that she was dancing at a lucky chair, and after watching her for 5 minutes knew she wasn't going to stop any time soon, though I didn't see any dance halls around or party. Maybe her AO got stuck on when she TPed and she just didn't know it. I did it the other night, forgot to unsit and ended up looking like I was crucified for some time to my friends where as to me I looked normal. And I was almost about ready to let it go that she was in her underwear! Yet again another person who has to show up in nothing or their underwear to check out a lucky chair.

Till she started some of these moves. I wanted to instantly point out the bathroom because she looked like she was about ready to pee down her leg.

I think this "what were they thinking" post is a combination of the sum total. I hope she finally found that restroom.

Bush Anyone? or Please Put On Underwear!

I really don't understand this look. Especially in public. I have seen.. similar things. Where they are wearing fish net items, but never in a public place and never with a skin that just doesn't look good in fish net. I think that if you are going to wear this, you need to at least make the bottom half look... trimmed. Or less obvious. No one really wants to stumble on this look and have to take a double take. Because they do, since it's almost as if you can see little prim pubes coming out of that mess below. Oh I know! I know! People DO have private areas that look like that. However, if someone in real life is going to wear that, they make sure that area is well taken care of, knowing that it is going to obviously be seen. This look just seems so... WRONG for a public place. At least with that... umm... bush sprouting from below. My suggestion ... Don't take this look out in public. It's obviously meant for the bedroom.

Mardi Gras Bunny! .... "Thumbs Up!"

I ran into this little cutie while I was getting photos of a shop for the Spring Is In The Air Easter egg hunt. She was all dressed up for a Mardi Gras party.

Upon talking to her, I discovered she'd made the little costume herself and gave me a copy.

Way to go, Comka! Cute addition for a tiny!