Showing posts with label bling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bling. Show all posts

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Open up and say AAAAAAAAAAAAA

At first glance this looks like a lady with something in her mouth. I've seen one (will have to post it here sometime) with a woman who had her mouth open all the time. I got closer and saw a tiny bunny sitting on her tongue. So I thought this lady might have something in her head, I mean something other then the bling coming out of her ears and head.
But then she moved and I was able to get a better view. Doesn't she look like she's waiting for you to fee her? Whatever her reasons, it seemed she had something cause in her throat.
And that something was her neck collar! She didn't have anything sitting on her tongue but for this collar that kept pushing out of her neck.
It couldn't be the collar keeping her mouth open, but it was cutting into her neck.

What do I have to say about this? Simple. "EDIT YOUR PRIMS". That simple. Had she taken but a few moments to check out her neck thing, and her animation that opened her mouth up to catch flies, I could have mentioned to the poor woman that there was nothing in her mouth and people would start to stare soon. But even as I saw her shopping for hair, I couldn't believe it. Nothing in her mouth but the collar and still she walked around looking like that. Not to mention that bling.

That bling coming out of her head has got to go.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I Thought The Michelin Tireman Was A MAN?




Okay, I'm lost here. I thought the tire man was a... man! Yeah yeah yeah, so this isn't exactly a puffy white tire monster, but it's close. When did you see walking tires last?

Maybe it was the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man she was trying to imitate because she had HUGE breasts. Maybe not as big as I have seen t hem so far, but big enough to seem almost square in size.



And the BLING! Ladies, ladies, ladies.... No one needs THAT much bling! It was coming out from everywhere! Her.. feet, her ears, her chest, her hair, it was a mess! And while on the subject of feet, her shoes, when she did finally walk away, looked like they were melting into the floor! What is up with that?



It wasn't until she turned and walked away that the full extent of the mess she'd made of her outfit and shape came into full view. Or back view. It was another one of those "I have no clue how she did that" type situations. Because her bottom also was square. BIG and square-ish. I've seen some big bottoms that looked okay. Maybe because they knew how to model it. Anyone with a big bottom will have big thighs, or at least thighs that start big and smooth down. It's the way the shape works. To have two... thin legs coming out of a big bottom just looks... Well, it looked like she was a wrestler getting ready for a match. Maybe that was why she was there. Looking for a mask. No idea, but she needed help, that was clear. I hope she found it.