Dancing Queen... Shut Your Mouth!

What drew my attention to this one was the way she was dancing. Her AO had her moving and posing unlike many I've seen before or since. She'd stick her pelvis out, as if doing a grind. But it wasn't a dance, not like the ones that I've seen where they are dancing around. Nope, it was a pose. Vajaja pushed up for the world to see. Then grinding back to knock knees together. Even one of the poses had her crossing her legs like she had to pee!

Then I got a closer look. I'd seen her mouth open but... She had a bunny in her mouth! As normal, I pixelated her eyes to keep her privacy, but on one I did make it a little less so you could see that while taking the photos, she winked! In the midst of grinding her bottom, she pushing her hip to the side, she winked! All the time with a bunny in her mouth!

Okay... now some may wonder why I am putting her here. After all, her outfit was cute, and the bunny is cute. Her skin is nice. Though you can't see it, her fake lashes don't match up, but that's not a reason to put her here. It's the whole thing. It's the "I have a cross on my neck, dressed like a vampire, grinding my hips from side to side, inviting you to take a closer look at my vajaja, and all the while.. I have a bunny in my mouth. Aren't I cute?" It just doesn't all match. I could see one of the cuties with a bunny in her mouth. But this outfit? This AO? A BUNNY! I expected something like ... a bat! Would make more sense then a BUNNY!

I guess koodoes go for having the guts to chomp down though. Ooooo now that would have been really good! If suddenly she'd have closed her mouth and blood would have spurted out! Now THAT would have gone with that outfit and AO!

Bush Anyone? or Please Put On Underwear!

I really don't understand this look. Especially in public. I have seen.. similar things. Where they are wearing fish net items, but never in a public place and never with a skin that just doesn't look good in fish net. I think that if you are going to wear this, you need to at least make the bottom half look... trimmed. Or less obvious. No one really wants to stumble on this look and have to take a double take. Because they do, since it's almost as if you can see little prim pubes coming out of that mess below. Oh I know! I know! People DO have private areas that look like that. However, if someone in real life is going to wear that, they make sure that area is well taken care of, knowing that it is going to obviously be seen. This look just seems so... WRONG for a public place. At least with that... umm... bush sprouting from below. My suggestion ... Don't take this look out in public. It's obviously meant for the bedroom.

How to get those perfect stick legs!

You know how I love hunts! You see the most interesting people. Both good and bad. In fact, there are some bunnies I saw that I plan on showing you in the next post or two, that were really cute! And I'd planned on showing them first, that is until I ran across this young lady!

I'd been trying to finish the St. Patty's GL Hunt, when out of the corner of my eye I saw something jumping and flapping about. I had the viewer on wireframe, to try to make it easier to find some of the boxes that had been hidden inside and under the vendor's carts (a big no no according to the rules, but done none the less) and so at first I thought I was seeing something.

So I turned wireframe off and cammed over there. And suddenly I was cranking up the quality of my viewer so that I could get the best capture of this new exercise. As you can see, it was pretty physical, going back and forth like she was.

To try to help show the action, I kept the "burning bush" in the upper left hand corner as I cropped each photo. But even doing that it just doesn't seem to do it justice.

Photos #1-5 show just how much she was going back and forth, her head rolling around as well as her arms and legs flapping in the wind.

Then came photos #6-9... It would seem that she wasn't alone. Maybe she had a coach? Someone who was timing her, or counting the number of... of... crab squats she was doing. What ever the case, this other lady showed up and said something in Japanese and suddenly the crab lady yelled "STOP" and stood up.

(Click on photo for full sized image)

And what is the result of all these squats and lunges? A nice curvy body with smooth lines where they should be and a tight bottom from the lungs? Oh no! Nothing like that! No, for all this humiliation, I mean, after all, she was doing it in a CROWDED hunting ground with a ton of people watching her sweat her little butt off, and I do mean literally, as I didn't see a butt to speak of... For all this hard work and embarrassment she gets..... **drum roll**

These beautiful bird legs!

I was afraid that if she started lunging and flapping her arms again, something might just snap off or she's take flight from being so thin! Poor thing! One stiff breeze and that might be the end of her. She might just blow away in the wind! So I won't ask what's up with the black feathers stuck to her stockings. At least I think they were feathers... I couldn't find any feathers anywhere else in or on her outfit to tie in with why they would be stuck on her stockings. Maybe it had something to do with her legs.... All I know is that I'm going to stay very clear of that exercise if that's the result I'll get.

Open up and say AAAAAAAAAAAAA

At first glance this looks like a lady with something in her mouth. I've seen one (will have to post it here sometime) with a woman who had her mouth open all the time. I got closer and saw a tiny bunny sitting on her tongue. So I thought this lady might have something in her head, I mean something other then the bling coming out of her ears and head.

But then she moved and I was able to get a better view. Doesn't she look like she's waiting for you to fee her? Whatever her reasons, it seemed she had something cause in her throat.

And that something was her neck collar! She didn't have anything sitting on her tongue but for this collar that kept pushing out of her neck.

It couldn't be the collar keeping her mouth open, but it was cutting into her neck.

What do I have to say about this? Simple. "EDIT YOUR PRIMS". That simple. Had she taken but a few moments to check out her neck thing, and her animation that opened her mouth up to catch flies, I could have mentioned to the poor woman that there was nothing in her mouth and people would start to stare soon. But even as I saw her shopping for hair, I couldn't believe it. Nothing in her mouth but the collar and still she walked around looking like that. Not to mention that bling.

That bling coming out of her head has got to go.

Face Lights -- When is enough enough?

I don't like face lights that are so strong you can't see anything but the person wearing the light. There are lights that take all the light away from everyone around them, and they are the only ones that can be seen. It is amazingly rude to be standing somewhere, say like in photo 1, trying on hair, when suddenly the lights go out. You can't see anything, not even your own face.

This is one example of that and how rude people can be. Honestly, does she really think that we are going to marvel over just how bright her outfit is? How much her face light shows off her body? And the big rods floating around her, doesn't she think for a moment that when she's rezing somewhere and those show up as grey blobs, that people are going to know she's got huge bars following her to try to make her look better?

Personally I do use a face light. But I designed it myself. It is soft, and only shows up my face in darkness. In daylight you can't tell the difference. I use it mostly so I can see myself at night, see where I am going when at a spot that has no real good outdoor lighting. Those types of lights I can understand. But these... these bars are just overkill. I'm so glad that there is now a video by Torley telling us all how to turn them off!

What the "ladies" are wearing to the Lucky Chairs these days

Lucky Chair Attire, originally uploaded by Tiea Aeon.

Well! I know I haven't posted in a few days, I've been sick. But I wanted to get something up, something that when I saw it, I almost fainted from shock!

This lady was standing between two lucky chairs, in the middle of a huge store just staring at them, half naked. Okay, honestly, more then half naked, almost all naked! I don't know what shocked me more. The fact that she had so little clothes on in a hugely public place, or that she didn't seem to care. Does her dictionary not include the "M"s?

I can only hope that once she got her free hair, she went and got her some free clothes. I know a few good lucky chairs if she needs help. ;)