Remember the Naked Lucky Chair Lady?

It happened again. Another lucky chair for a hair shop, but the SAME naked lady!

I'd just TP'd in when here she comes. I couldn't believe it. Of course one shock was that the system boots/shoes were gone and she had honest to goodness real prim boots on! After the shock of that wore off, and I couldn't help myself. I cammed around, just to see if the tattoo was still there.

As you can see, it was gone. And her nipples were finally covered, well for the most part at least. But her southern regions were totally exposed!

Not only that, but if you looked at her from the front, the "outfit" she was wearing made her look like she had poop on her thighs! Because the marks didn't match up! If you are going to go naked, and if you are going to stand there with your legs spread eagle so God and everyone can see, then at least get an outfit that FITS!

I've pixelated her face to hide her identity and keep her shame her own, and for safety's sake I've pixelated her private parts too. But there is still no mistaking how obvious that had to be to everyone around.

Totally floored and hardly able to move, I clicked on her profile. That was another shocker too. She was old enough to own clothes but even in her profile picture she wasn't wearing any! Well unless you call a cut off fish net top clothes.

What is happening in SL when someone goes to a VERY public store (in this case a VERY busy favorite hair shop for lots of people) naked and just stands there waiting for their letter to come up? Is there no moralilty? Any decency?

I Thought The Michelin Tireman Was A MAN?

Okay, I'm lost here. I thought the tire man was a... man! Yeah yeah yeah, so this isn't exactly a puffy white tire monster, but it's close. When did you see walking tires last?

Maybe it was the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man she was trying to imitate because she had HUGE breasts. Maybe not as big as I have seen t hem so far, but big enough to seem almost square in size.

And the BLING! Ladies, ladies, ladies.... No one needs THAT much bling! It was coming out from everywhere! Her.. feet, her ears, her chest, her hair, it was a mess! And while on the subject of feet, her shoes, when she did finally walk away, looked like they were melting into the floor! What is up with that?

It wasn't until she turned and walked away that the full extent of the mess she'd made of her outfit and shape came into full view. Or back view. It was another one of those "I have no clue how she did that" type situations. Because her bottom also was square. BIG and square-ish. I've seen some big bottoms that looked okay. Maybe because they knew how to model it. Anyone with a big bottom will have big thighs, or at least thighs that start big and smooth down. It's the way the shape works. To have two... thin legs coming out of a big bottom just looks... Well, it looked like she was a wrestler getting ready for a match. Maybe that was why she was there. Looking for a mask. No idea, but she needed help, that was clear. I hope she found it.

What the "ladies" are wearing to the Lucky Chairs these days

Lucky Chair Attire, originally uploaded by Tiea Aeon.

Well! I know I haven't posted in a few days, I've been sick. But I wanted to get something up, something that when I saw it, I almost fainted from shock!

This lady was standing between two lucky chairs, in the middle of a huge store just staring at them, half naked. Okay, honestly, more then half naked, almost all naked! I don't know what shocked me more. The fact that she had so little clothes on in a hugely public place, or that she didn't seem to care. Does her dictionary not include the "M"s?

I can only hope that once she got her free hair, she went and got her some free clothes. I know a few good lucky chairs if she needs help. ;)