How to get those perfect stick legs!

You know how I love hunts! You see the most interesting people. Both good and bad. In fact, there are some bunnies I saw that I plan on showing you in the next post or two, that were really cute! And I'd planned on showing them first, that is until I ran across this young lady!

I'd been trying to finish the St. Patty's GL Hunt, when out of the corner of my eye I saw something jumping and flapping about. I had the viewer on wireframe, to try to make it easier to find some of the boxes that had been hidden inside and under the vendor's carts (a big no no according to the rules, but done none the less) and so at first I thought I was seeing something.

So I turned wireframe off and cammed over there. And suddenly I was cranking up the quality of my viewer so that I could get the best capture of this new exercise. As you can see, it was pretty physical, going back and forth like she was.

To try to help show the action, I kept the "burning bush" in the upper left hand corner as I cropped each photo. But even doing that it just doesn't seem to do it justice.

Photos #1-5 show just how much she was going back and forth, her head rolling around as well as her arms and legs flapping in the wind.

Then came photos #6-9... It would seem that she wasn't alone. Maybe she had a coach? Someone who was timing her, or counting the number of... of... crab squats she was doing. What ever the case, this other lady showed up and said something in Japanese and suddenly the crab lady yelled "STOP" and stood up.

(Click on photo for full sized image)

And what is the result of all these squats and lunges? A nice curvy body with smooth lines where they should be and a tight bottom from the lungs? Oh no! Nothing like that! No, for all this humiliation, I mean, after all, she was doing it in a CROWDED hunting ground with a ton of people watching her sweat her little butt off, and I do mean literally, as I didn't see a butt to speak of... For all this hard work and embarrassment she gets..... **drum roll**

These beautiful bird legs!

I was afraid that if she started lunging and flapping her arms again, something might just snap off or she's take flight from being so thin! Poor thing! One stiff breeze and that might be the end of her. She might just blow away in the wind! So I won't ask what's up with the black feathers stuck to her stockings. At least I think they were feathers... I couldn't find any feathers anywhere else in or on her outfit to tie in with why they would be stuck on her stockings. Maybe it had something to do with her legs.... All I know is that I'm going to stay very clear of that exercise if that's the result I'll get.

Just take it off...

I've seen some pants pieces, and some different clothing pieces, that fit great. Then there are these types of 'additions'. He's got on what appears to be some sort of overalls. But they are not fitting right. They are too big and when he sits, they go all over the place.

Then when he STANDS... it's not much better. His AO messes up the whole look to begin with. If you can't sit and you can't stand, why wear it in the first place? Besides, doesn't it remind you of a diaper?

Underwear PLEASE!

When you first see this guy, you think that he's got... well interesting tastes. Of course the codpiece is a bit much for me. I don't know why he'd need chainmail to cover his .. package. But he seems to think he needs it. Then he turns around.

And you wish he'd put the same chainmail on his bottom! I mean give me a break! We are in a public shop with little child avatars running around and people really don't need to be mooned by that!

Open up and say AAAAAAAAAAAAA

At first glance this looks like a lady with something in her mouth. I've seen one (will have to post it here sometime) with a woman who had her mouth open all the time. I got closer and saw a tiny bunny sitting on her tongue. So I thought this lady might have something in her head, I mean something other then the bling coming out of her ears and head.

But then she moved and I was able to get a better view. Doesn't she look like she's waiting for you to fee her? Whatever her reasons, it seemed she had something cause in her throat.

And that something was her neck collar! She didn't have anything sitting on her tongue but for this collar that kept pushing out of her neck.

It couldn't be the collar keeping her mouth open, but it was cutting into her neck.

What do I have to say about this? Simple. "EDIT YOUR PRIMS". That simple. Had she taken but a few moments to check out her neck thing, and her animation that opened her mouth up to catch flies, I could have mentioned to the poor woman that there was nothing in her mouth and people would start to stare soon. But even as I saw her shopping for hair, I couldn't believe it. Nothing in her mouth but the collar and still she walked around looking like that. Not to mention that bling.

That bling coming out of her head has got to go.

Sorry I haven't done anything lately...

It isn't like I haven't SEEN plenty, it's that as soon as I started announcing the new Spring Is In The Air Easter egg hunt, I've gotten a lot of applications.  Each one I have to go over and check out the store.  Decide if they make enough of the items themselves and then choose if they can be in the hunt. It's for small businesses, mainly non name brand SL shops, and limited to only 100 shops.  Because of this, I have to check them out in the order they came in. Then if they are approved, get them added to the blog. 

In the mean time, when I do take a break, I run around and try to finish the KISS hunt as it ends in two days.  Or the Greatest Love hunt, though it does last a bit longer.  I'd like to be able to get through them, and especially now since the KISS hunt has had so many take their kisses and put them away.

I did run across this one person while out.  And I spent an hour and a half last night blacking their eyes out and adding text to the movie I made.  I will be posting it a bit later, so look for it.  After all that work, it ended up 12 megs! So I had to scale the size down to about 75%, as the 50% version looked terrible, and it is still 7 megs!  I don't dare put it on YouTube or they will shrink it too small.  So will just upload it to my domain.  

In the mean time... remember, if you find something interesting out there, drop me a line. I'd love to add it here.

"Thumbs Up" or A Cute Hunting Outfit

Well, I think that sometimes you just have to go all out when you hunt. It is a themed hunt, with V-Day and all upon us. Though some go WAY TOO FAR, there are those few that come out with some of the cutest little outfits.

Like this cute little lady. I talked to her for a few minutes and she was having a good time. I loved the way that she could shoot her arrow at someone, and the hearts would flow from her arrow to the person she pointed at.

Here are a few of the photos I took while there.

The Hunts are ON!

Yes folks! The Greatest Love Hunt and the Kiss Hunt are BOTH going on at the same time. And unlike what Kiss's rules state, many of the Greatest Love stops I've been to have had Kisses there as well, in the same area.

But that isn't why I'm writing to you, nope! Why I'm writing is to ask people IN the hunt to PLEASE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

I can't believe, okay I can, been to a few hunts already, how many people out there think "Oh, I'm just going to search for the box and get out of there. No one will notice me. I'll go in my undies!" Or is it that they are thinking "I think I'll show off my sexy underwear to whomever is hunting too! It will be fun!" Whatever they are thinking, I'm going to give you a few examples of ladies who should have thought before going on the hunt. Like this one. Excuse me, please, but... well maybe she found it in a Hunt box? Except she got the jewerly going too. In fact, she looks like she just stepped out of a high class brothel. I expect the Bunny Menu to be held in her hand and her doing a little curties and saying "Hi, my name is Bunny Love and I'm sooooo happy to see you."